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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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thisisthe-sountracktomylife:

sherlockboi:

Feels spam, prapare to cry.

NO DONT FUCKING DO THIS TO ME AGAIN

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captainbritish:

hello i am post these maymes for ur perusal thanks hope 2 enjoy

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bluerhearts:

What a lovely baked potato.

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allonsyforever:

did—-you—-miss—-me:

allonsyforever:

doctorwholia:

allonsyforever:

doctorwholia:

SCREAMS I THINK I FOUND THE WEBSITE WHERE I WAS GOING TO BUY A LLAMA

CAN THIS BE LIKE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN CAN WE MAKE THIS A THING

NO TUMBLR DO NOT GET ME A LLAMA I LIVE IN CHICAGO AND HAVE NOWHERE TO PUT IT

ARE YOU SURE

THAT DIDN’T STOP THE GUYS IN MY CLASS, YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT! GET THAT LLAMA! FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!

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nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

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dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

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xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

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